xpranksx

xpranksx

69 year old Male from United States. 391 friends

I'm more of a Johnny Ramone kind of guy

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Spaghetti

  • Published: 1 day ago
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.  If she stayed in Italy to raise the...

Why America Hates Congress

  • Published: 23 days ago
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Inside Washington: Lawmakers' retirement plans riding out the storm better than others

Along with the rest of America, Rep. George Miller has watched the value of his retirement investments plummet in recent weeks.

"I've lost 30 percent like everybody else. This hits home with the Miller family, too,"...

Pleasures For Pain

  • Published: 40 days ago
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Cool still October mountain air

Consumed a breath at a time

Replenished by another

Cool perfect refreshing clear

Entranced by the full moon

Enthralled by its presence

My insignificance shown

The rustic cabin refuge

A rickety deck

The night’s thin cloak

On my bare chest

Inside a warm fire burns

Crawl for me the...

Compliment

  • Published: 43 days ago
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So I was out late last night checking out bands and I saw my super hot friend Kim who I haven't seen in a long while.  Kim is totally gorgeous inside and out.  She is sweet as sugar, really fun to be around, with a beautiful smile, perfect skin, a hot little body (she could use a little more ass, the...

David Hasselhoff

  • Published: 47 days ago
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This is a fake local German rock band Umlaut.  They are really fun and funny.  Here's their video for Don't Hassel Ze Hoff.

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Bleach Kills DNA

  • Published: 49 days ago
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1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty? Constipated
2) Are you happy with that? A few shots of drain cleaner will clear that right up
3) Would you kiss your ex? With the back of a shovel
4) Have you ever had your heart broken? I’ve had a broken condum
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances wh...

Why I Love It

  • Published: 50 days ago
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There is such a strong connection between sex, seduction, desire, the allure of danger, pleasure, pain, biting, feeding, drinking, penetration, lust, surrender, animal insticts and partaking in the tabboo behavior of our culture.  Plus it so well written.  That is why I love True Blood.   

We...

Complete the Sentence or Die!

  • Published: 56 days ago
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1. I love... pussy & beer
2. Right now I want... to play naked in the fountatin at DIA
3. I feel like... The Nightstalker
4. I hate it when... a chick says "are you going to call me" before I even get my damn pants on
5. I fear... water chestnuts
6. I'm lonely without... HDTV
7. I need... Restless leg ...

True Blood Opening Credits

  • Published: 64 days ago
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Music by Jace Everett

Gang Bang Chicken Survey

  • Published: 82 days ago
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Some random girl comes up to you and says "who the hell are you"?
A kung fu cunt punk will shut her up

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Whale blubber, I’m on this new Eskimo diet to build up my winter fat reserves

What does your second to last incoming text message say?
“Bring all the sex oils...

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