anders

He is Anders. He is the world’s only sensitive Viking. Once while invading

Normandy over twelve hundred years ago, instead of burning the villages he

fitted all the homes with electric air conditioning and gas heating. Now

he is stationed in another world anomaly, KAMISOL. After three years with

Kamisol, Anders has become a nucleus of sorts, a glue, maybe even a

synthetic one, like the glue you used to eat in primary school to make the

girl with the scissors like you.

But while we are working there is another man who arrives from within the

sensitive Viking, it’s a Teddy Bear, but less the Teddiness. With our

clients he sits back in his chair in partial darkness wearing sunglasses

always waiting and watching. While all four of his directors are running

around getting into trouble, Anders sits in the back, catatonic and

monotonic. And during these times there are only two words that come from

his mouth.

For instance, when Kristian asks if we can have a flowing river of Redbull

installed at the office, Anders says “NO.” When Andy asks “Where babies

come from?” Anders answers “NO YES.” When Magnus asks if we can film a

pop star in Antartica dancing in a suspected underwater cavern city of

penguins, Anders replies “NO.” And on rare occasion he expounds as much as

this. When Markus asks if he is adopted, Anders answers “YES Markus you’re

adopted, and no you can’t have a private jet, you’re driving to work with

Magnus and I.” Then he adds, "Markus I do love you."

Yet, when one of our respected client’s calls and orders a budget, he

doesn’t drive, he floats to the office while drinking coffee and taking

phone calls. He can develop an intricate half million-dollar budget

breakdown within seconds, but then he continues to stay at the office for

days until we call from New York and send Swedish authorities to remove

him and escort him to his home.

Anders has line produced and executive produced many music videos and

commercials. He is one of the founding members of Kamisol. He thinks

walking is a waste of time, and wishes everyone would just drive personal

carts. He is very adamant about the organization and proper use of his

array of American skin products. He enjoys angry women.

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