-I had no idea how many times I could run up and down the stairs.

-I didn't know how many times I could trip over my own two feet on the stairs.

-Nobody told me how demanding and rude people can become when threatened with being banned from the backstage area.

-Blue paper wristbands are like gold.

-I can...

And once again I've done something to make my husband angry with me, I choose the most inopportune times to do stupid shit *insert sarcasm here*. 

Mothers Day has never been a particularly special day for me, my ex didn't think he should have to give me anything for giving birth to his sons, my sons...

I'll write this beef here because I don't think my husband goes to Trig.  Why, when and how did the male of the species become so self-centered?  How is it that you can live in the same house with somebody and not know that you piss them off so bad that they don't even want to crawl in bed with you a...

...came within inches of dying two nights ago.  So many times I've said, "I'm gonna kill that kid!" and then he calls me to tell me he was in a car accident, my heart drops into my gut and my palms start to sweat even though he's assuring me he is okay. 
He was riding in a mini-van with his girlfri...

Dear Suicide:

 

Where do I begin?  Five days ago as I ran back and forth for work, complained that it was just too Goddamned hot to do anything, as I wondered if I would be seeing my son after he got out of work, while I discussed nothing important with my girlfriends on the phone and life went on as n...

How bad does Cingular/AT&T suck?

 

I’ll tell you how bad….since AT&T launched their new iPhone for those technological phenoms who can actually afford them; my relatively cheap, but still soaking me for sixty bucks a month phone no longer supports my needs.

What are my needs you ask?  My needs a...

I hate Mother's Day.  My first memory of Mother's Day (from my own perspective) was my husband (at the time) telling me he got me nothing on my first Mother's Day because I wasn't HIS mother, never taking into consideration that the four month old son we shared couldn't drive yet.  I knew on that d...

 

Blogging about my trials and tribulations as a parent seem stupid to some, but I find it strangely therapeutic.

Yesterday (5/5) my older sons’ employer called to find out why Bret was not at work.  ‘Not at work?  But he told ...